Day 126 – August 3, 2011

Do channels break traffic laws? Or better yet, should channels be waived the penalties for breaking traffic laws? I kind of like that idea! What happened is that I received a not-so-lovely notice by snail-mail indicating I had not respected a red traffic bulb. My immediate reaction was "ridiculous! I am sure I did stop." Well, thanks to our amazing technology I was able to see the event on OldFaithful. Yep! There it was, clear as a whistle: a moving picture of the Red Bullet happily ignoring the traffic light. I must thank the Universe for reminding me that there is no rush, right? I'll do that tomorrow! Hehe


Today was a really ordinary day. It started off with Diva taking me to a place of gainful activities where I helped a Mr. Benchman speak to people of other languages. The assignment was uneventful and I was "set free" a couple of hours before what was expected. So Diva and Mr G came by to pick up my anatomy.

When we got to the palace I heard a loud call from my fluffy. "Come to me!" It kept screaming, so I did as I was told and took a very loooong nap. What was my surprise when I woke up? Mr. Grasshopper had fixed the evening nutrition all by himself! I was so much in shock that I couldn't speak for a few minutes. But I was even more in shock when I tried his concoction! The boy has a future in nutrition preparation and we didn't even know that before today! Hurray for Mr. G!!!


Well, that's been about it. After enjoying Mr. Grasshopper's delights, I came to Old Faithful and did some hard typing labor. Now it's time to hit the nest as tomorrow I am back to aid the same Mr. Benchman. Oh, you know what? On Monday somebody told me that this particular Mr. Benchman was a not-so-nice one, so today I told The Boys "Come on, Guys! Let's tackle him together!" A few deep breaths, a smile on my frontal surface and to my surprise, there was no need to tackle anyone. The male human was as nice as nice comes and we worked swiftly for 6 uninterrupted 60-minues intervals. He even asked several times if I needed to rest. Isnt that nice? I thought so!


Would you come back to read me tomorrow? I really hope that you do!
Night-night!