Day 150 - September 15, 2011

I've been not here for a few days, I know. The truth is that my physical apparatus has been low on fuel and needed some very much appreciated z's.  I'm happy to report that I'm back in business and feeling (and looking!) like a million Washington's! You go, Channel!

Today was amazing. Mr. Grasshopper and YoursTruly woke up before the big ball of fire and cursed the wake-me-up devices in unison. I just love the fact that he's as much as a morning person as this channel!  After deciding that I waited a few nutrition intakes too long to go on a diet, I settled for a large size garment to adorn my anatomy, slapped some makeup on my fascia and off we went to the learning house.  The trip started a little rocky.  Mr. G was not a happy camper and YoursTruly's patience was definitely not in abundance so needless to say, we had a little meeting of the skulls.  But it was brief.  We had not travelled far from the palace when we were already laughing.  Didn't I tell you that we are not morning people? There's proof of that!

After dropping the handsome Mr. G off at his learning institution, I headed towards the 007 stage place. Remember? Barb wire and all?  Adele, Fergie and Miguel Bose sang with me all the way to the lawhouse. Spirits were high, I tell you!  I had a pretty good day speaking tongues (OK. I don't speak tongues in reality... just a figure of speech!) and was even allowed to leave the scene ahead of time. I tell you, the Universe is always listening!  I had been a little concerned about not making it to the learninghouse on time, and here I was, with 60 minute intervals to spare! I love going to that particular lawhouse because people always seem happy to see YoursTruly.  I am always welcomed with warm smiles and nice remarks.  In my book, that is worth the mileage!

I just realized I haven't told you anything about my butterflies!  I want you to know that they ARE around!  I have been visited by some black and yellow friends and also some small greenish-yellowish little ones!

My friend, I must confess to you that my thinking apparatus is fried today. I just can't think of anything interesting or transcendental to tell you. Isn't that something?  I always have something to say! (In other words, I rarely not speak!). I'm sure tomorrow my lexicon will be back to it's normal abundance.


Sweet dreams to you and thank you for sticking around. I appreciate your presence!

Day 149 - September 12, 2011

I cannot tell you how grateful I am to the universe for having given me this amazing weekend in the company of Uncle Toing and Ms Song.  You see, when Uncle Toing and YoursTruly were going from small to less small, we spent a lot of time in the company of each other.  Getting in trouble most of the time.. hehe. So to me, there is a very special bond with him.  I have a very special bond with each of my most immediate relations, but this one in particular is the type of bond that accomplices have. You catch my drift.  He really enjoyed the palace, the back grounds in particular. The magical garden.  I felt like giving him a big hug and kiss this morning when he indicated to me:  you know what? I came out here early this day and listened to the sounds of nature. What a blessing this palace is!"  Can you imagine?  he was feeling exactly the same feelings I have been having for this palace since I first came to occupy it!  I tell you. It's magical!

This day we had a very nice conversation about disease, attraction, creation and religion.  I was so happy to confirm that we share so many points of view! I will never cease to thank BigMe for the amazing gift of channeling The Boys.  They have brought so much relief, so much joy and understanding, not only to me but to those that I love and adore!  Our lives have changed. There's no question about it.

This day had a little bit of sweet and sour to it.  Sweet because I got to spend very high quality time with Uncle Toing, reminiscing about olden times and exchanging views and beliefs about the Now.  I also got to reconnect with Ms Song. You see,  when I was sharing my life with VaporMan, Ms Song was part of my life as she is one of his close relations.  Who would've said that later on Uncle Toing and Ms Song would be casting love spells on each other! So, she's back in my life and I thoroughly enjoyed reconnecting with her!  The sour part of the day was watching them leave!  That's always been not easy on YoursTruly. But I choose to focus on being grateful for the opportunity to spend time with them.

Before dropping them off at the iron eagle terminal, we spent some time at one very large exchange post in this city, where we met up with Dynamite LadyLust (I'm just waiting on Mr. Buff to come up with a more suitable name for her after her amazing display of pyromancy!) and little miss ChubbyCheeks.  Diva disappeared into the merchandise and acquired some pretty amazing designs with which to adorn her anatomy.  Ms Song also took the opportunity to gather some garments. It was all good fun.  Then we took off to pick up a very proud Grasshopper.  You see, Uncle Toing is one of Mr. G's most admired heroes.  Probably the one that he admires the most, so he was extremely proud to see him waiting for him at the teaching house door.  It's all good!

Anyway, this was the end of an amazing weekend of recharging the blood relations batteries.  Can I say it again?  Why not!  I am SOOO GRATEFUL to the universe!!!!

Tomorrow is back to YourBenchmen and then Diva will be taking the iron eagle back to the city that never sleeps. Ouch! Even though I would prefer not to have to see her leave, I am in a much better place about the whole thing. I am in such awe and admiration of her for having the strength to follow her dream that I'm actually excited about her going back and pursuing her dream. Yay for Diva!

Time to go spend quality time with Diva Girl!  I'll tell you more tomorrow...

Ciao baby!

Day 148 - September 10, 2011

I have always said this:  when my blood relations gather it is always a day full of surprises, and today was not exception.  Boy, do I have a story to tell you!

It all started when.....  first things first.  I started this day by traveling to the iron eagle terminal - Diva and Mr. G in tow - to greet Mr. DeliMan (aka Uncle Toing) and Miss Song, who were arriving from Aztecland. One of the greatest joys for YoursTruly is the reencounter with my immediate blood relations. You see, our ClanChief did a darn good job at bringing up a clan of offspring who really enjoy being in the company of one another.  So my joy was great when I was reunited with DeliMan.  After that we flew to the woods of the king to drop off a very excited Diva at a party, and then off to the palace.  Great conversations.  As I said before, you just can't be in the presence of DeliMan and not have an amazing time. It is all good fun.

Later in the evening the rest of the blood relations arrived bringing nutrition of all kinds and plenty of happy liquids as well.  You must know this, the mix of my particular blood relations and happy water makes for an explosive experience. 

Speaking about explosives, let's discuss LadyLust.  Earlier this year, at the ocassion of the arrival of little Miss ChubbyCheeks into the hologram, I had dubbed LadyLust "Grandma Dynamite;"  they say hindsight is only 20/20, but I was spot on with my predictions, and tonight my "divination" attributes became apparent!  As it turns out, LadyLust and Yours Truly were busy getting the nutrition ready for consumption when I hear LadyLust scream; as this channel turned around, guess what I noticed. Give up?  Well, I noticed spots of conflagration all over the eating, seating and walking surfaces in the cooking room. Yes!  Flames and fire all over the place!  I mean, I knew LadyLust was explosive but I never imagined to what degree!  Picture the scene... LadyLust in flames trying to step over the combustion, Ms PrettyEyes about to dump a glass full of H2O, YoursTruly yelling orders in order "to keep the calm" (ha!), Mr. Buff trying to extinguish a square that had caught the conflagration and the stuff just kept lighting up more and more.  For a second there I thought my channeling days were over! Oh no, we couldn't have THAT! So to make a long story short, we extinguished the flames with some cooking room rags and then proceeded to tend to LadyLust whose digits were feeling the result of contact with very non-cold material.  What had happened is that LadyLust had tried to ignite a small device to keep the nutrition warm and something happened that made it burst out of it's container, spreading all over the eating surface and then on to the seating apparatus and the walking surface.  OoohWee! Was that a sobering (literally) experience or what?  Fortunately, there was no serious damage, except to the seating surface, and LadyLust's war scars were only superficial.  She did have to go to a place of right-now allopathic healing, but other than a very warm extremity and a very large bill, she was fine and came back to finish her nutrition.  We did catch up with the happy liquid consumption, by the way. How's that for an explosive family encounter?  After all of this, Ms Bite, Cousin Love, Ms Pretty, the Manager and a very amused Grasshopper, listened to stories from Mr. DeliMan and laughed until the late hours of the evening.  LadyLust left the scene with warnings (from the whole clan) to never again be in the proximity of fire-producing devices. Oh Baby, we laughed so much afterwards! But I can tell you, while all of this was going on, nobody was laughing.  What was laughable too were all the remedies that were suggested to ease LadyLust's discomfort. They ranged from the clear content inside feathery ova, to flour, to the inside of the aloe plant. One thing is for sure, we are all very resourceful with our advice!

That was that for the most exciting part of the day, but earlier in the day I held a conversation about ghosts with Uncle Toing and Miss Song.  It was very interesting.  We spoke about the manifestation of energy around us and how at the end of the day we are all energy and we are all connected.  Pretty interesting if I may say so.

Well dear Friend, I think I've exhausted my stories for the day.  Pretty juicy, uh?  It was for sure exciting!  The eye curtains are feeling heavy now so I must go and confer with the fluffy.  I am happy to report that all is well and calm in the palace.

Nighty-night-night!